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The Middle Season 3 Episode 16

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Every generation has its teen idol
that the parents just don't get.

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Aah! Oh, my God!

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You're never gonna believe it,

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Justin Bieber's coming to Indianapolis,

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and tickets go on sale, can
I please go? Please?

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She wants to get tickets to the
Justin Bieber concert in Indianapolis.

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How did you get that from that?

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Aw. Here's the thing, Sue.

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Concert tickets are really expensive,

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and we just don't have
the money right now.

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Not that we're gonna
have it in the future,

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but we definitely don't have it now.

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Daddy? Can I ask you something?

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Divide-and-conquer doesn't work if
the parents are in the same room.

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Ugh! If I can figure out a
way to come up with the money,

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then can we go?

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Knock yourself out.

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While you're at it, see if you can
find enough for a kitchen remodel.

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Dad. Can you sign this form
for my teacher, Ms. Tibbits?

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"Tibbits"? What happened
to Mr. Wilkerson?

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He's still at Occupy Indy.

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We have Ms. Tibbits now.

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Let me see.

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It's so I can do the spelling bee.

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I'm going all the way
to nationals this year.

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Wow, you sound pretty confident.

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Are you sure you just don't want
to take another family road trip?

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No, I really want to
win the spelling bee.

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Okay, I'll sign this, but
I want to make sure

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you're doing it for the right reasons--
a big old trophy

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and the satisfaction of
defeating your enemies.

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Yep. Plus, I want the other
kids to think I'm cool.

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Well, spelling is
certainly the way to go.

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It's not exactly football, but there
is a trophy involved, so I'm in.

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I'll get you ready, but
I'm not going easy on you.

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Bring it on.

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And no whispering this time.

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You got it, Kemo Sabe.

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Okay, I figured it out.

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"From now on, I'll only shampoo once."

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I will rinse, but not repeat.

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Also, you can use the tickets
as my birthday, Christmas,

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and any other present you
might ever have gotten me

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for the next three years.

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I will no longer use electricity...

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"I looked at Sue's face, and
realized I couldn't think of"

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the last time I ever
wanted something that bad.

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Maybe a nap.

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But then I remembered...

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Shaun Cassidy.

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Okay.

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Speed limit sign.

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Duh. I see it.

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Dude, you're still pushing 22.

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My foot's off the gas.

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I can't go any slower.

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Look how slow 15 miles per hour is.

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I mean, seriously.

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I could walk faster than this.

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Who wants to go first?

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All right, Brick. Spell "parallel."

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P-A-

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Come on. You're gonna have
to deal with distractions.

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You don't know what's
gonna happen in there.

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Be prepared for anything.

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- Got it.
- Okay. Next word.

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Your mom and I are getting
a divorce. Spell "fuselage."

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You are?

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Sorry."U-R"  is incorrect.

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Your mom and I are fine,

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but you gotta keep your
cool, no matter what.

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Okay, it's 1 minute to
4:00. I'm on the phone.

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You're on the web site.

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First person to get
tickets yells, "Bieber."

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- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

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Got my credit card.

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I got a backup credit card in
case the first one gets rejected.

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I'm not saying that it will, but
let's just say I wouldn't be shocked.

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- Ooh, I also have...
- It's 4:00!Go, go, go!

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Okay, okay, okay. Aah."Select concert"...

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Ooh, air supply's coming
to the Indian casino.

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- Mom!
- Fine, fine."Justin Bieber."

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"Ticket price." Well, "cheapest
available" sounds about right to me.

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U-k-u-l-e-l-e.

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Good.

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How's your touchdown dance?

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What?

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You know, when a guy gets in the
end zone, spikes the football?

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You gotta have a dance for
when you get a word right.

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It'll intimidate the other kids.

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How's this?

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Look out.

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You like that last part? It's a period.

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Punctuation. Very nice.

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Busy again. Redial.

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Ooh, I'm in. Two tickets, upper level...

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Bieber!

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Two minutes to enter my info. Wait.

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What's this "security
word" in that little box?

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And why is it all blurry
and slanted like that?

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Just type it.

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Oh, god."Z-E-B-4-A"?

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Is that supposed to be "zebra"?

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What is with the
"4"? That can't be right.

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It's not a "4." It's a "6"...

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Or a capital "N." 60 seconds.

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Okay, okay, I'll ask for another word.

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Maybe it'll be easier to read.

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"Y-E..." Is that an "8" or a "B"?

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B- L...

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"L"? It's not an "L."

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Hey, pipe down in there.

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You pipe down.

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You sure you're not getting a divorce?

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Everyone's piping down right now!

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Mom, Bieber, go.

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Okay, okay, I'll try a new one.

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"A-R..."
Mm, no, pass."F-3..." Okay.

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No, pass.

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Ten seconds!

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Ooh! Yes! I can read that one.

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"Sold out."

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No!

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We should be faster than this.

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Dude, we can do it. We
just have to get psyched.

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No. It's simple. Gotta get aerodynamic.

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Huh?

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Don't worry. I figured
it out. Gonna catch air.

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This is gonna be harder than we thought.

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Mom! Bieber. Tickets. 200.

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Jim and Bob in the morning. Indianapolis.

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Okay, Sue, calm down. Even
I can't understand you.

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Just take a breath.

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Radio station... Selling... 200...

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Justin Bieber tickets.

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Oh, well, that's
great. Well, let's go get some.

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We just have to camp out overnight
in front of the radio station.

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Oh, Sue.

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It's gonna be freezing
out there, and I'm too old

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to sit on the concrete all night.

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I mean, I barely made it up off the
couch after that 2-hour "Bachelor."

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Oh, please.

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You can add two more birthdays
on to the cost of the ticket.

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Five years, no presents.

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That is a really good deal for you. Huh?

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I guess we're going to Indy.

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Aah! Thank you so much!

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I don't care what Axl says.

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You are the best mom in the whole world.

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I didn't know you were
such a Justin Bieber fan.

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Well, I know how she feels.

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When I was her age, my mom took
me to a Shaun Cassidy concert.

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Shaun Cassidy?

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Okay, but his live "Da Doo Ron Ron Ron"?
Chills.

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Anyway, my mom didn't want to go,

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and I begged and begged
her until she said, "Yes,"

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and do you want to
know why she said, "Yes"?

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If I'm being totally honest, not really.

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Because she wanted
to spend time with me.

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Sue's at that age.

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She's staying late at school.

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She's always talking
to Matt on the phone.

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She's starting to pull away.

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So, you're gonna buy her
love with concert tickets?

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Hells, yeah.

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- First time?
- Hmm.

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Oh, you don't know who I am.

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I'm, uh, Brick's dad.

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Classroom, school, county, regionals--
been there, done that.

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This year, we go nationals.

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Oh.

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Yeah, this is all just preliminary, but
you gotta start at the start, you know?

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Good luck to... Your kid.

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Let's get started now, shall we?

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The word is..."visit."

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"Visit." V-I-S-I-T.
"Visit."

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Your word is "banana."

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"Banana." B-a-n-a-n-a.
"Banana."

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Your word is..."reindeer."

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"Reindeer." R-e-i-n-d-e-a-r.
"Reindeer."

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I-I'm sorry, Brick.

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You did not spell the word correctly.

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Please take a seat.

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He's out.

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What do you mean, "out"? How out?

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Out out.

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How can he be out? What word did he miss?

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"Reindeer."

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Got a little ahead of
yourself there, didn't ya?

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Just couldn't wait to start dancing.

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Really, Brick? "Reindeer"?

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I know. There's a trick.

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The first part is the opposite
of what you would think.

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Then I overthought it and
made both parts the opposite.

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I got the "rein, " then
messed up the "deer"!

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You misspelled "reindeer"?

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R-e-i-n-d-e-e-r?

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You know there's a trick, right?

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Dude, even I know that.

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Okay, you know what, buddy?

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Shake it off. It happens sometimes.

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Take a day off, and we'll
start training for next year.

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There isn't gonna be a next year.

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It was humiliating and
depressing and mortifying,

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all words, by the way, that
I know how to spell!

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I'm never going back to that school.

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- Oh, my God, mike.
- I know.

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He's showing appropriate emotional
response to the situation!

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He's disappointed, angry, embarrassed...

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That social group is
really starting to pay off.

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It was great Brick was
learning to feel emotions.

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That's why we decided
to cut him a little slack

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and let him work through
'em at his own speed.

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Ready to go to school?

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Is everyone who saw me that day dead?

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Had to pee.

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Okay. We are roughly 174th in line.

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I talked to the guy, and he said he
definitely thinks we're gonna get tickets!

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Well, I already can't feel
my toes, but you know what?

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I'm really glad we're doing this.

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I know. Me, too.

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I feel like we don't get to
hang out as much as we used to.

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I mean, you're so busy.

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You've got wrestlerettes and Matt.

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You're growing up.

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It's true. I am growing up.

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Look at me.

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I'm in line for a Justin Bieber concert.

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Mom? I just want to say I think
you're really cool for doing this.

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I was cool, but you know, this is
the kind of stuff you gotta do

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if you want to stay close to your kids.

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Hey. Did you see that?

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I think they just cut.

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What? They can't do that.

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Oh, my God. How many
tickets are they gonna buy?

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If people start cutting, we
are gonna miss our window.

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Excuse me. They cut.

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Please keep the sidewalks clear.

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Uh... Okay. Excuse me!

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You with the yellow scarf!

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You may not realize we're back
here, but we've been waiting, too!

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Cutting is stealing!

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You're stealing our place in
line, you're stealing our tickets,

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you're stealing our time!

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Oh, please. Don't act
like you can't hear me.

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You know what? It's just two
people. We should be fine.

250
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:46,299
What? Mom? That is, like, 20 girls.

251
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,290
We're definitely out of the window now.

252
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,580
I was so sure that I was
meant to see Justin Bieber

253
00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:54,449
and have a deeply religious experience,

254
00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,130
and now my dream is lost.

255
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:59,770
This is ridiculous. I'm
not gonna let this happen.

256
00:12:59,771 --> 00:13:01,299
Sue? Come with me.

257
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:03,219
Wait, w-w-wait. W-what?

258
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:04,220
Where are we going?

259
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,710
We're gonna lose our place in line.

260
00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,010
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

261
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,050
We're gonna cut.

262
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,499
What? Mom? No.

263
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,099
We cannot cut. That is so wrong.

264
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,100
Don't think of it as cutting.

265
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,930
Think of it as reclaiming the
spot that is rightfully ours.

266
00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,649
- But...
- Sue, you gotta be cool.

267
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:23,219
Unh-unh. That's the thing the
bad kid says in the drug movies

268
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,978
when he's trying to
get you to drink drugs.

269
00:13:24,979 --> 00:13:26,200
Listen, do you want this or not?

270
00:13:26,810 --> 00:13:28,080
Oh, god.

271
00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,910
Why are my teen years
so full of hard choices?

272
00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:40,780
Come on, ax-man! Yeah!

273
00:13:40,781 --> 00:13:42,410
Come on, come on, come on.

274
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,520
Come on, ax-man! Do it, do it.

275
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:50,950
Yes! I did it. I did...

276
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,169
Uh, yeah. Technically, you said you
could go faster than the speed limit.

277
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,610
You're not actually illegal
till you hit 16 miles per hour.

278
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:04,320
Ugh! I can't. My hammies are shot.

279
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:05,890
That's okay, Darrin.

280
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,330
Axl wants to remain a law-abiding
citizen, and we should respect that.

281
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,460
Hey, remember that
movie, "Fast and Furious,"

282
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,180
where everybody obeyed the speed limit?

283
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,590
Yeah, or "Oceans Eleven,"
"Twelve, " and "Thirteen,"

284
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:17,070
where nobody stole anything?

285
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,120
Oh, yeah?

286
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,490
Well, remember that movie, "Sean
and Darrin are idiots"?

287
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,180
No way.

288
00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,680
There's a really a movie
with both our names in it?

289
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,730
Darrin...

290
00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:36,600
Hey, Karen? Hi.

291
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,720
Oh, my name isn't "Karen."

292
00:14:38,721 --> 00:14:41,129
Oh. Wow, you look just like her.

293
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,180
Do you get that a lot?

294
00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:44,440
Hey, she's trying to cut.

295
00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:45,700
Cutter!

296
00:14:45,970 --> 00:14:47,190
Karen, come on.

297
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:50,100
Cutter! Cutter!

298
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,400
Excuse me!

299
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,500
Ma'am, we've had some complaints
about people cutting in line.

300
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,559
Yeah, that was me. I complained.

301
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,010
'Cause all these people
back here are the cutters.

302
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,690
Cutters! Cutters! Cut...

303
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,320
Yeah, I'm gonna have to escort
you to the back of the line.

304
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,320
Yeah! Whoo!

305
00:15:12,860 --> 00:15:13,970
Stay there.

306
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:18,350
It's a skill that doesn't
come in handy very often,

307
00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:22,410
but Sue's ability to go unnoticed
can really pay off sometimes.

308
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:27,170
One long night later, we
had achieved Bieber...

309
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,780
And complete numbness
in my left butt cheek.

310
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,530
Brick, we gotta talk about school.

311
00:15:37,610 --> 00:15:39,989
Okay. Well, I've been doing some research,

312
00:15:39,990 --> 00:15:42,210
and there's a private school
with an excellent library,

313
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,870
across town that looks interesting.

314
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:47,090
It'll be a bit of a drive for
you, but I'm willing to put up with it,

315
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,160
and then, of course there's
always homeschooling.

316
00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:50,420
"Homeschooling"?

317
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,070
We've taught you everything we know.

318
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,420
Look, Brick...

319
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,780
Ahem. Even though it hurts right now,

320
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:01,920
it's actually good that
you're feeling disappointment.

321
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,829
I mean, if-- if Shaquille O'Neal
had a bad game,

322
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,480
he didn't give up and retire.

323
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:10,150
He'd shake it off and come
back and play the next day,

324
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,460
and eventually, he won
four championships.

325
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,790
Basketball player.

326
00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,200
The guy on your backpack?

327
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,719
Ohh. I'm pretty sure he
pronounces it "Shaq-will."

328
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,938
I'm pretty sure he doesn't.

329
00:16:22,939 --> 00:16:25,390
Point is, he was able to
take his disappointment and

330
00:16:25,391 --> 00:16:27,480
use it to make himself stronger.

331
00:16:27,940 --> 00:16:29,090
Think of it as fuel.

332
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:34,329
Nah. Too embarrassing. I can't go back.

333
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,969
Really? All the embarrassing
things you've done,

334
00:16:36,970 --> 00:16:38,500
and this is the one
that brings you down?

335
00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:44,049
Apparently. Kemo Sabe. Shoot.

336
00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,170
It's time, Brick.

337
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,580
You gotta go back to school.

338
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,860
Everyone's gonna laugh at me.

339
00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:50,660
Not if I'm standing there with ya.

340
00:16:56,930 --> 00:17:00,650
Oh, Brick. So good to have you back.

341
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,260
See? No big deal.

342
00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:10,759
Mr. Heck. Don't go running off just yet.

343
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,630
It's every guest's honor to lead the
class in the pledge of allegiance.

344
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,420
Oh, no, that's okay.

345
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:19,020
I insist.

346
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:30,500
Uh... I pledge allegiance to the
flag of the United States of America,

347
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,990
and to the Republic for
purple mountains majesty...

348
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,620
And...

349
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:45,660
And... Lead us not into temptation...

350
00:17:46,810 --> 00:17:48,300
Land that I love...

351
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,870
Till death do us part...

352
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,770
Amen.

353
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,240
I'm never going back to that school.

354
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,350
What up, speed fans?

355
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:17,030
As I promised in my tweets,

356
00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:19,480
you're gonna be lucky enough
to see me break the law today,

357
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,930
but for your own
safety, back up a little.

358
00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:25,260
We don't want any ax-idents
while I ax-celerate.

359
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,190
Yes, J- ohh.

360
00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:41,730
I can't believe they took our sign away.

361
00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:44,140
It was the only fun
thing to do in this town.

362
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:49,650
One. One, two. Eh.

363
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:51,450
One, two, three.

364
00:18:51,650 --> 00:18:53,300
Check it out. Bet I can do 15.

365
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,780
One, two, three... Uh-oh.

366
00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:04,780
Turns out, they all broke
the speed limit that night.

367
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:09,450
So you're actually
going through with it.

368
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,870
You're gonna go to the concert.

369
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,550
After what I went through
to get these tickets?

370
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,810
Besides, I went to the
doctor this morning,

371
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:20,640
and I have been diagnosed
with Bieber fever. Aah!

372
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:24,660
Hey, maybe he'll pull you out of
the crowd to dance onstage with him.

373
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,270
This is about Sue.

374
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:28,280
How many more moments like
this am I gonna get with her?

375
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:31,260
Happy Justin Bieber
concert day, everybody!

376
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,410
I love you, mom.

377
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,500
So where are the tickets?

378
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,388
Over there in my purse.

379
00:19:37,389 --> 00:19:39,110
I thought I'd just hold
on to 'em till the show.

380
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,330
But that doesn't make sense.

381
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:42,560
If you have 'em in your purse,

382
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,340
how am I supposed to go to the concert?

383
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,809
What?

384
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,990
Oh, mom, you've done so much already,

385
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:49,870
sleeping out for tickets and everything.

386
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,590
You don't have to drive us, too.

387
00:19:51,630 --> 00:19:53,430
Carly's mom will take us and pick us up.

388
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,210
Oh. Okay.

389
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,770
You and Carly have a great time.

390
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,050
Cool hoodie, mom.

391
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:11,450
Here.

392
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,590
Carly's here.

393
00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:24,020
You are the best mom ever!

394
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,860
Thank you so much. I will
never, ever forget this!

395
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,070
Me, neither.

396
00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:34,280
I guess that's how it's supposed to be.

397
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,380
Kids get older and start
to not need you as much,

398
00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,450
except maybe for your hoodie.

399
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:44,040
Yeah... It's just the
natural order of things.

400
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,010
Hey.

401
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,010
Any calls for me? Or about me?

402
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:00,580
No.

403
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,490
So what are we watching?

404
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,890
Funny thing about the
natural order of things...

405
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,680
Just when it sends one kid
away, it brings another one back.

406
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,480
Careful.

407
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,010
Don't get greedy.

408
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,240
Don't want to blow it.

409
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,660
He's like a butterfly.

410
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:27,270
Don't want to scare him off.

411
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,909
Be cool. Just be cool.

412
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:34,000
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